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Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear? ([personal profile] neigedens) wrote2008-05-26 11:37 pm
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jim henson's murdering sheep babies

This weekend Brett and I watched a marathon of cheesy indie horror movies. They were all pretty awful, but the one worth mentioning is Black Sheep, which was made in New Zealand and features what I can only assume is every New Zealander's worse nightmare, namely that their unnatural and freakish genetic experiments will go horribly wrong and the entire country will be overrun with vicious, carniverous versions of their country's most profitable type of farm product.

(Something analogous happening where I'm from has never worried me because I'm from Minnesota. For some reason, the idea of being ripped to shred by rabid cobs of corn doesn't seem that bad, for whatever reason. You'd just need a hairdryer and BOOM. Insane, man-eating corn is dead and you've got popcorn. \o/)

Also, I've just learned from clicking around imdb that Rowsdower is a registered nurse. I don't know about you, but I think that would totally make a great sitcom.

Zap Rowsdower, RN

Man, that would be one sexy nurse. And Troy would be an orderly at the hospital and Garth Vader would be the evil malpractice attorney.
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[identity profile] unlovablehands.livejournal.com 2008-05-27 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Your mood icon is entrancing.

[identity profile] neigedens.livejournal.com 2008-05-27 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
It's one of my favorites. You know, I'm really disconcerted at how cute I find a little plastic robot made of a refurbished gumball machine.
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[identity profile] unlovablehands.livejournal.com 2008-05-27 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Well, the being a precious part helps.

[identity profile] neigedens.livejournal.com 2008-05-27 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Truest of fax. :D

[identity profile] comically-so.livejournal.com 2008-05-27 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
(Something analogous happening where I'm from has never worried me because I'm from Minnesota. For some reason, the idea of being ripped to shred by rabid cobs of corn doesn't seem that bad, for whatever reason. You'd just need a hairdryer and BOOM. Insane, man-eating corn is dead and you've got popcorn. \o/)

This cracked me up, being from MN myself. It's just so true!

And Troy would be an orderly at the hospital and Garth Vader would be the evil malpractice attorney.

HAHAHAHAAA. Brilliant. I just can't stop imagining this. Best sitcom idea EVER.

[identity profile] neigedens.livejournal.com 2008-05-28 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
It would be epically horrible. We'd all watch it and despair.

[identity profile] thewordslinger.livejournal.com 2008-05-27 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
The real threat in Minnesota is the sinister implications of Minnesota Nice. I mean, there are laws in Stillwater enforcing it- why are they necessary? What is being covered up by the tight-lipped, glassy smiles of shopkeepers?

As a Wisconsin immigrant, perhaps I alone can see through...their...facade. They think noone is watching. They think nobody will be there to stop them. But my eyes are open, and I...percieve.

I'd make a great doomsday prophet, I think.

[identity profile] neigedens.livejournal.com 2008-05-28 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Heck, you've got me running for the hills.

[identity profile] ginger-skyy.livejournal.com 2008-05-29 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
And Rowsdower? A big fat hairy GIRL. The whole cast are all damn GIRLS. =3

I need to watch that one again. ^_^

[identity profile] neigedens.livejournal.com 2008-05-30 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
HOBVIOUSLY
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