An Unshaven Collection of Bad Habits Marinated in Alcohol

So thanks to the pernicious influence of unlovablehands I have started watching "Starsky & Hutch." Although it's not really her fault, it's just that I watched "The Fix," which is an episode that smacks you over the head with its massive hurt/comfort kink and makes you its bitch, but it's ok because I really do love the show. Partially because I have fanwanked Starsky into being a surrogate for my love of Yossarian. THEY LOOK A LOT ALIKE, SRSLY. Here's a picture of Alan Arkin, who played Yossarian in the movie:



And here's a picture of Starsky ~*saving the day*~ by freaking out old ladies with his chest hair:

( cut because not many people could take this CRAZY PICTURE of Starsky over their morning coffee )

There's no scene in Catch-22 where a Yossarian wearing nothing but a towel waves a gun around in a laundromat while old ladies scream at his partial nudity but I'm pretty sure there should be.

(I also tried to fanwank Hutch into paralleling the Chaplain since, you know, the Chaplain is SO GAY for Yossarian, despite the fact that Hutch is obviously Nately. Because I'm lame like that I couldn't think of anyone in Catch-22 who is loldorably faily and futilely pursues prostitutes and tries to ~fix them~. Nately and Hutch's kinks: not okay, y/n?)

In conclusion:

( moar gratutitous nudity )

ETA: The cover to my secondhand copy fell off :(, so I want one like this. Also a pony.