An Unshaven Collection of Bad Habits Marinated in Alcohol

I got the moodtheme to work and it is the shizznit. Thank you, meddow, for the helpful link!

In other news:

My mother's new boss (the dean of the college for chiropractors) is the former mayor of Sturgis, South Dakota, AKA the motorcycle capital of the world. Or at least, the upper Midwest, which is close enough, I guess.

Anyway, for a raffle prize at the university Christmas party he offered an assortment of items associated with motorcycling. Leather jackets, calenders, that sort of thing, but most importantly there is a giant bottle of Jack Daniels signed by Jimmy Buffet.

I don't know about you guys, but I would LOVE a D-list celebrity to hammer my arm autograph my booze, wouldn't you?