An Unshaven Collection of Bad Habits Marinated in Alcohol

My NaNo this year is based off a story my friend Jeremy told me about a British woman he met at work who always told him she wanted to steal his voice. Jeremy is an average person who suffers from the affliction of Sexy Voice. He could be a radio announcer or something, it's very impressive.

Anyway, an excerpt, about 1,200 words. PG, I guess. Can you tell I'm having fun with this?

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